Anal Sex

At lunch yesterday, I went out with an older guy that has been coming on to me. He has told me he is not at all interested in fucking me(!), but has a 6 inch tongue and breathes through his ears (grin), and would love to give me an experience that I would always remember and want to repeat over and over.

He took me to Taco Bell for a quick lunch and gave me two frozen chocolate covered cherries from a small cooler, and told me to go to the bathroom and insert one in each of my lower openings. I

Eva’s best friend Kendra was also one of her coworkers. Her supervisor, to be exact. And when her best friend/supervisor opened up about obsessing over a guy that was simply impossible to have, Eva felt it her duty to try and get Kendra laid.

I’m Justin, Eva’s boyfriend, and I told Eva I knew just the guy to get Kendra’s mind off her obsession.

Burt was one of my coworkers, and while we’d never really done much outside of the office, we’d always meant to. We

It was probably one of the worst days of my life.

To start with, I woke up a half an hour late for work. No time for coffee. My clothes had fallen off the hanger during the night, so when I put them on I looked as though I had actually slept in them. My cat had barfed up a hairball, inside my purse, which I found when I was digging for my car keys.

(I’m now considering having that animal made into a hat.) And it got soooo much better when I left the house. Snow. And lots of it. After

I had to leave home to get to the south coast for some business meetings. I was not in a hurry and it was a great day. I hate all the crush at the stations, so I decided to get on the final carriage of the train, before first class. I was delighted it turned out the way it did.

The carriage was not full and there were no frontward facing seats until near the back.

I thought I would take a good window seat and then I saw her. Striking, Asian, demure, fine boned, slender and sitting opposite an

I had known Casey since freshman year of high school. Damn, that was ten years ago now. We had always been the best of friends, from that day in English class when we both got in trouble for reading while the teacher was droning on. We were the nerdy rebels. Everything about her was special, to me at least.

She had been there for me for so many things. My first girlfriend, first breakup, my parent’s divorce, and all the good times too. I’d been there for her after the guys she slept

Anton didn’t mind the economic recession. Sure the revenues from his companies were down, but only slightly. It struck him as strange that in these difficult times the public would sacrifice a lot, but not their habit for porn. His business was still profitable and he had healthy reserves in his bank accounts.

No, these were good times. Some of the ratbag competition would be blown away and the supply of talent was getting better and the prices coming down. With employers not hiring,

As I closed my car door and stepped toward my house, a small voice cracked like leather on an old saddle called out, “Alan, you’ve got a package over here.”

“Thanks, Mrs. Taylor. I’ll be over in just a minute.”

I carried my satchel into the house and picked up a envelop of photographs I’d just gotten developed the day before.

My elderly neighbor, Sue Taylor, would enjoy seeing the images, so it would be a way of repaying her generosity.

My wife and I

My boyfriend Chad was taking a shower and so I thought now I’d take out what I had bought for him that morning, actually bought for both of us – a big new dildo. I have something of a fetish for cocks. It’s not just that I like to suck them and fuck them, but that I’m something of a connoisseur when it comes to the form of the male sex organ. And this dildo was definitely very special. I like to watch porn flicks with Chad which feature a certain guy.

This stud’s

It was Christmas Eve and the Grinch was on the prowl.
He lurked and he crept, and he leapt with a scowl.
He landed atop the house of a Who,
Little Christmas Loo Who, who would soon turn twenty-two.

Chrissie Loo was born on the day of the Who’s favorite season,
But she despised Christmas for that very same reason.

No one remembered her birthday because,
They were all too busy waiting for dear Santa Claus.

A quiet evening at home is what Chrissie most craved,
With a bucket of sex toys, and

“Fore!!!” Sam shouted as he swung the club, striking the little white ball with a resounding ‘crack.”

I held my hand up to shield my eyes from the sun as I watched the ball sail into the distance, veering off to the right before disappearing into a copse of tall trees.

“God Damn It!” he cursed, pounding the driver into the turf in frustration.

I smiled in amusement as I made my way to the gold cart, taking a sip of the luke-warm beer in my hand.

“You