Damn! Damn! Damn! What an ass on that woman!!! She was not a big woman, probably not more than 5′ 4″ tall and I would guess that she might weigh 130. She had a modest sized waist, maybe 23 inches, was probably 36C on the top but her bottom … wow! I’ll bet it was 40 inches, maybe 42, maybe even bigger. And as round as a beach ball.
I had made it my business to check the figures of all the women in stores where I shopped. Mostly that just raised my libido, and gave me hard-on after hard-on, but it was the greatest pastime on earth. And occasionally it led to something a little more intimate. Most women appreciate a compliment on their figure and some even became horny. I wish it would happen to this one, but I wasn’t expecting much.
I roved the store looking for the items on my list, keeping an eye out for the Butt Babe … and every other woman in the place. Still I was disappointed that I didn’t see her again, that is until I was heading to the checkouts. There she was, turning into the aisle ahead of me, looking at some items in the women’s wear section. My pace picked up but I stopped ten feet short of where she was examining some blouses. My eyes focused on her bottom and I couldn’t help but lick my lips in anticipation of what might have been.
I don’t know how long I had been standing there staring at her beautiful butt when she turned and saw me staring. She said “Excuse me. Am I in your way?”
“No, sorry … I mean, no, I just … excuse me.”
“What were you staring at?” she asked belligerently.
“Excuse me, ma’am. I didn’t mean to stare.”
She ran her hands over her prominent feature. “You were staring at my bottom, weren’t you.”
“Yes, ma’am.”
“Well, you don’t have to make it so obvious. I know its huge. I can’t help it. You don’t have to make me feel bad. Leave me alone.”
“Oh, no, ma’am. I wasn’t trying to make you feel bad. You should feel great. It is magnificent.”
“It’s what?”
“It’s magnificent. It’s beautiful. It’s wonderful. You’ve got the greatest looking butt I’ve seen in a long time, maybe ever.”
Her face turned into a mask of rage. “Get out of here. I know you’re yanking my chain now.”
I looked at her just as serious as I could. “No, ma’am. It is beautiful. I really love it. You should be proud of your bottom. It makes you look very sexy.”
“Oh, yeah?”
“Yeah” I said with vehemence.
“Well … well, thank you. I … I never heard anybody say that. Everybody always looks at me like I’m deformed.”
“Well, I don’t think you’re deformed. You have a most fantastic shape.”
She ducked her head, then looked back up, smiling at last. “Now you’ve made me feel all funny. I’ve got to go.” She pulled her basket into the aisle and swiftly pushed it toward the checkout counters. I followed quickly and got into another lane. By the time I had checked out, I had lost track of her. I walked slowly and sadly toward the exit. Then I heard her voice, rapidly approaching me from behind. “What are you going to do now?”
“I don’t know.”
“Me neither.” She headed to her car. I got a quick inspiration and almost ran to my vehicle. I just managed to nudge into traffic behind her and followed her. She pulled into a driveway, fished her packages out of the back seat and headed inside.
She didn’t seem surprised to see me. However inside the back door, she put her things on the den sofa and faced me. “What do you want?”
“I was hoping to get a piece of that.” I nodded toward her ass.
“Why should I give it to you?”
“Well … I don’t know. Like I said, I was hoping …?!?”
“Yeah, well, what would you do for me?”
“Anything you like. Would you like me to kiss your ass? I would love to. I would put my tongue on your rose bud. I would do anything you like.”
“You’d kiss my ass? With your tongue? This I gotta see. If you’re willing to put your tongue on my ass, then I’ll let you have a piece of it. One ground rule: you can’t touch my vagina. You have to promise that you wont try to put it in my vagina.”
“I promise.”
“You’d better not be a rapist. I’m keeping my vagina for my husband. I’ll let you have some of my butt if you want it but you better not try putting it into my vagina. Got it?”
“Yes, I understand.”
“Okay.” She turned and went down a hall, leading me into a bedroom. She kicked off her shoes and started to push her pants down, nodded to me and said “Take ’em off, honey.”
I took off my jeans and shorts, letting my throbbing cock out from its restraints. She licked her lips and said “Nice.” By then she had tossed her slacks and panties into a chair. She turned and bent over, grabbing an ankle with each hand. “Let’s see if you’ll do what you said.”
I got on my haunches between her legs. Her position had opened her globes far enough that I wouldn’t have to hold them open so I grabbed a handful of her sides to help steady her as I began kissing all around the valley of her anus, kissing and licking little circles, smaller and smaller until I centered on her puckered rose bud of flesh covering her ass. She started a running commentary. “Oh, yes, honey, right there, that feels good, just keep it up, don’t stop … ” I had no intention of stopping. I licked and probed with my tongue, never venturing more than a couple inches from her ass hole for nearly twenty minutes. One at a time, I let my hands push under her blouse and pushed her bra up, took a handful of her hanging titties and began to knead them, gently at first and then harder. One of her hands ran up my inner thigh and her fingers wrapped around my cock and she held on, never stopping her commentary “yes, honey, that feels so good, please don’t stop, honey, right there, I love that, keep it up, honey …” It occurred to me that the last thing she said was that I couldn’t put it in her pussy, not that I couldn’t lick it, so I ran my tongue up her crease and between the puffy lips of her pussy. The instant my tongue touched her clitoris, she jumped, and began to shake. From then on, I worked back and forth between her anus and her clit, helping her cum several times in the next fifteen minutes.
Finally she said that she couldn’t stand any longer. I helped her to the bed. She told me where to get KY Jelly, and while she carefully climbed into a doggy position, pushing with her knees while her face slid on the sheet, I got a gob to cover my cock and another gob to smear in her ass. She really wasn’t very tight and the only sound she made when I penetrated her sphincter was “Yeah, honey, slip that big log into me, baby.” I carefully and slowly worked my whole shaft into her and then hugged her huge hips as I savored the utterly delightful feeling of being inside her and having her big round globes pressing into my crotch. I started stroking in and out slowly, taking my time, loving every second of it. She was my vision of sexual perfection and I made the most of it. After a few minutes, I slid my left hand under her blouse again and hung on to her left tit. Then I eased my right hand around her waist and sank a finger into her soaking outer lips and found her clit. A couple minutes later, she climaxed again and then in another few minutes and then a third time in just a few minutes. After that, it seemed like there were just seconds between her orgasms, although it was probably a little longer; still I had lost count when my balls took charge of my brain and finally spit shot after shot of hot liquid lava into her bowels. When the initial surge of pleasure had begun to subside, I opened my eyes and was surprised to see that I had been fucking her ass for over 45 minutes. My muscles felt like jelly.
I carefully rolled over and lay on the bed panting, my breath coming hard, my heart pounding. She twisted so that her head was above mine and she lowered her mouth for a sloppy wet kiss. Then she raised her head and said “I’ll bet now you wish you hadn’t done that, right?”
“That was the most fantastic fuck I’ve ever had, bar none. The absolute greatest.”
“Oh, sugar, that’s nice to hear” and she kissed me again. Then she jumped off the bed and disappeared. She was back in a few minutes with a wet cloth and she spent several minutes carefully cleaning me up, long enough that her fingers made me hard again. I was wondering about asking if I could have another piece when she tossed away the cloth, threw a leg over me and sat down, guiding my cock into her … pussy.
I looked at her questioningly. She said “Oh, well, I’m horny again, honey. And he wont ever know. You wont tell him, will you? Not if you ever want to fuck my ass again.”